In Utero is probably one of my favourite albums of all time and everything, but I can’t help thinking it could use a few more kittens. JUST SAYIN, I would have made it a bit more like this:

Kitten Utero
1993, Kitten Records

1. Serve the Kitten (“Kitten angst has paid off well/ Now I’m bored and old.”)

2. Scentless Kitten (“He was born senseless and scentless/ He was born a scentless kitten.”)

3. Heart Shaped Kitten (“Meat-eating kittens forgive no one just yet/ Cut myself on angel hair and kittens’ breath.”)

4. Kitten Me (“Kitten me my friend/ Kitten me again.”)

5. Frances Kitten Will Have Her Revenge on Seattle (“She’ll come back as a kitten/ And burn all the liars.”)

6. Dumb Kitten (“I think I’m kitten/ Or maybe just happy… My kitten is broke/ But I have some glue.”)

7. Very Kitten (“If you ever need kittens please don’t/ Hesitate to ask someone else first.”)

8. Kitten Milk It (“Left kitten, right kitten, broken kitten/ Lack of kittens and or sleeping.”)

9. Pennyroyal Kitten (“I’m a liar and a kitten/ … I’m anaemic kitten.”)

10. Kitten-Friendly Unit Shifter (“What is wrong with kitten?/ Kitten is what I need.)

11. Tourette’s Kitten (“Everything kitten sees/ Is all wrong.”)

12. All Kitten (“What else should I be?/ All kitten.”)

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